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New banner!

2006-01-17T17:14:54Z

A banner to link to us was requested, so I whipped one up. Sorry its so horrible, I never claimed to be an artist ^^; But I think it will do for now

Also! First person to name all five pvs and artists featured in the banner (one is a freebie ^^) gets to request ANY PV they want to see up here. And, as long as it is in my collection, I will rip it apart to the best of my ability. Have at it.

PV #11

2006-01-16T14:21:58Z

Artist: MUCC
PV: Ware Arubeki Basho
Forethought: Today we managed to get a special interview with Tatsurou of MUCC. We'll get an exclusive look into the workings of his mind.
Disclaimer: This is just for fun. There is no way I could ever possibly know what Tatsurou is thinking O_O

Hello everyone! Its a rather nice day weather-wise and even nicer because, guess what? Today we have an exclusive interview with the vocalist of MUCC, Tatsurou!

So, Tatsurou, how are you feeling today?

"I'm a little nervous..."

Aww, is our Tat-chan being shy today?

"..."
*ahem* Well! Moving on.

Let's start with some simple questions. What's something you like to do?

"Play in the mud."

What are you most afraid of? What scares you?

"Ghosts!"

Did you do your own makeup today?

"Yes. Like it?"
It's... very nice.

Do you often... hey, Tatsurou? You alright?

"All these fucking questions. Giving me a headache."

Ah.. well... we can do this again some other day if you're not feeling well.

"No, no. Its better to get this shit over and done with. Just give me a minute."

Okay, now that you're feeling better... uhm.. Tatsurou?

"Hold on. That kid over there has ice cream. I wonder if I could steal it..."

Back on subject please! If you had one wish what would you wish for?

"Breasts. I'd really like some."

Haha. Really? Breasts? How come?

"Why do I have to answer all these questions? Just shut up!"

"And turn that fucking camera off!"

"You're driving me crazy with all this shit..."

Can we please get back to the interview? Your fans are waiting!
"Ah fuck it. Fine. So I was saying..."

"Breasts."

"Just think about it."

"If everyone had breasts then there'd be no war. Cuz they're kind of like stress balls. So squishy..."

"And everyone would be happier! Not so fucking angry all the time! Trying to strangle eachother."

"Or maybe I'd just wish to be able to fly. That's fun too."

Okay. Well... how about... what's your favorite part of your wardrobe?

"My shoes. You have to admit to their awesomeness."

Yes. They are quite awesome. Now about your...

"SHH! They're listening again. Let's go someplace different."

Now that we've changed locations.. again... How do you feel about clowns?

"Keep them away from me!"

Have you ever thought about maybe partaking in a solo career? ...Tatsurou? Tatsurou!

"Icecream truck..."

Uhm... have you by chance ever been tested for ADD?

"I AM THE MUD KING!"
Well.. that answers my question. Sort of.
How about from now on you just take over the interview? Tell our viewers whatever you want them to know. Sound good? Good. Because I'm sick of trying to get a straight answer out of you.

"Have you ever sucked on a baby? You just hold their little heads up to your mouth like this and suck away! Suck aaaaaaall the life out of them."

"But if the mother catches you, watch out."

"They can be pretty damn scary..."

"But usually if you throw the baby back at them and growl threateningly they'll go away."

"I don't get it. What are they so scared of? Its not like I'm hurting them. The babies don't mind."

"Well, sometimes they scream and it hurts my ears and I'm just like 'SHUT UP YOU STUPID BABY!'"

"And then I wrap my hands around their little necks until they shut up. But no harm done."

"Its also fun to pretend you're a baby. I like crawling." ^^

"But my favorite thing to do is play in the mud!"

"I roll in it."

"Act out my favorite plays."

"And mudwrestle! Does anyone want to mudwrestle with me?"

Unfortunately Tatsurou, even if we did want to mudwrestle with you we are all out of time.

"Oh... okay. *sniff* Bye everyone."

Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Tatsurou, vocalist of MUCC! I hope you enjoyed your time with him today. I must say it was a very.. enlightening experience.

(lalala and since I'm actually a Yukke fangirl here's a couple pictures of him ^^;; Bwaha)

Next PV: You have a choice! Malice Mizer - Illuminati (PV) or Brise (Live)?

PV #10

2006-01-16T00:12:47Z

Artist: D'espairs Ray
PV: Garnet
Forethought: Well, I was gonna do "Born" like I was asked, but unfortunately the disk with most of my D'espairs Ray PVs has somehow worn through so that its completely see through in a huge spot. Meaning my computer can't read it for shit. This means that I've lost almost all of my D'espairs Ray PVs and all the other PVs that were on that disk. Luckily, I managed to find one other disk floating around that had "Garnet" on it (and a really crappily recorded live >.<) So here you go.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful ~~girl~~ boy named Snow White.

But Snow White had enemies. Enemies that one day sent him a bountiful gift of apples. But these apples were bloody... well, that didn't seem to turn off Snow White too much. But the apples had another surprise. They were poisoned... with DRUGS!

Succumbing to the drugs hallucinations, Snow White fell to his knees.

And while his statue of the Mother Mary looked on...

He began to writhe about on the floor due to the effects of the drugs.

Visions of the bloody apples taunted him during every waking moment.

And while he was sleeping, an "S" wearing a santa hat laughed at him until he awoke in tears.

Thankfully, Snow White's friends discovered him in this condition and quickly sent him off to rehab.

"I see you there, Mr. Santa Hat. You can't get to me. I won't let you."

"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"

It got so bad that Snow White had himself convinsed that he was a catterpillar, and wrapped himself up in a coccoon. "I'm gonna be a beautiful butterfly."

In the next room over, Cinderella was contemplating his heroin addiction.

Snow White began to drool. The first signs of withdrawl were setting in.

He needed drugs.

DRUGS!!!

INTERMISSION!

"Waiter, I think there's a fly in my soup."
"No sir, that's an eyeball."
"Oh.. alright then."
END INTERMISSION!

Snow White finally comes out of his coccoon. "I'm... not a butterfly... *sob*"

This revelation is the last straw when...

SEIZURE TIME!

Next door, Cinderella is STILL contemplating the heroin. I think its his last bit.

In another room, or perhaps in Snow White's mind, a satanic ritual begins.

God (as symbolized by the burning flame of the candle, duh) forsakes him as his inner demons drink blood to seal the pact.

Snow White's totally lost it by now.

And as, next door, Cinderella finally shoots the heroin into him...

Snow White kills herself and her blood splatters everywhere.

The End

Next PV: MUCC - Ware Arubeki Basho

PV #9

2006-01-12T20:40:43Z

Artist: Daigo*Stardust
PV: Daisy
Forethought: This is the last of the Daigo*Stardust triple feature. I'd like to mention that this PV has the best choreography out of all three that I've poked at. Why? Because there's none whatsoever! This also may be my least funny recap of all. Whoo!

I don't recommend taking a nap during filming of your own PV. It could be hazardous to your career.

Left forgotten is a pressed daisy attatched to a peice of paper. Jeez, I wonder where they got the idea to put a daisy in the video?

Hey! Good morning sunshine! Ready to actually get to filming your pv now?
Daigo: "Nah. I feel like taking a walk."

Hey Daigo! Wait! You dropped your... deflated soccer ball. Okaaay...

Ah well. It's pretty useless anyway.

Off in the distance some annoying kids play soccer with a still-alive ball. Or it could be a flashback. You can tell because they've got that special blurry effect that all flashbacks have.

*sigh* This is interesting and all.. but something's missing. I can't put my finger on it. Oh wait! Where are the SPARKLES?

THERE WE GO!
btw, Daigo, that shirt kicks ass.

Well... that was interesting for two seconds. Back to our walk.

Under a tree an old couple sit, looking over a photo album. Daigo shows pity for them. "Too bad they can't still be young and shiny like me."

Their photo album reminds him of his own photo album.

To keep with the photo theme, here's a random woman getting her picture taken.

And just incase you couldn't tell that she was getting her picture taken, Daigo shows us his picture of her. He's depressed that she too, isn't shiny and sparkley.

"Please everyone! Keep the sparkles alive!"

But it's too late. Everyone's lack of shiny-ness causes Daigo to lose his powers and his sparkles, and they fall crashing to the floor, scattering everywhere.

Daigo is angry about his loss of sparkles and decides to take it out on this kid who is way too happy for his own good. This is seconds before the child's death by a photoalbum to the brain.

Daigo's walk takes him to a road. Perhaps he's about to set off on a hitch-hiking killing-spree?

We hold our breath as a car approaches.

But look who's driving! It's none other than the Sparkley Daigo himself! He looks scared but who wouldn't be with a crazy, child-killing, sparkle-less Daigo*Stardust standing two feet away?

But Sparkley Daigo's offer to share his shineys wins over the other Daigo and he climbs in.

And they drive off, thankfully leaving that stupid flower.

...or not.

Next PV: I don't know. I know we're all sick of Daigo*Stardust by now. Shout out some suggestions!

PV #8

2006-01-10T02:18:25Z

Artist: Daigo*Stardust
PV: Eien no Space Cowboy
Forethought: Part two of the Daigo*Stardust triple-feature! Remember what I said about drugs in the last edition... cuz you're gonna see another example of the improper use of narcotics. (I apologize for screenshot quality for this PV, the video I have isn't that great.)

A title shot! We all know how much I love titles!

The big-ass lamp turns on and the PV begins! WHOO!

Daigo is currently taking a nap, half naked (yay!), on a table surrounded by the giant lamps.

....maybe he's tanning? He is rather pale...

Oh no! He's not tanning at all! He's unconcious! Most likely drugged by these two faceless ladies. Yes! Drugged! So they can rape him!

All of you are probably going, "Wait... where are the sparkles?" right about now. So its hightime the PV introduces to you

THIS!

Yes, a blue sequined cowboy outfit. (Thankfully it's not as bad as the cape...)

Say hello to his little friend!

Back to Unconcious!Daigo. I know they're not touching him... but if scary bag-head ladies were hovering their hands over me I'd feel pretty violated anyway.

Cowboy!Daigo looks unsure about the goings-ons also.

Are you going to touch him or not? Make up your mind already woman! Any sane person would be all over him by now!

Apparently all this almost-rape eventually begins to affect our sleeping hero. And his eyes begin to open...

Cowboy!Daigo poses as the lone wolf for the cameras. You know, it would be kind of cool if he wasn't COVERED IN SEQUINS!

...that's it. He's lost his mind. He's standing in a dead tree-stump covered in feathers, a cape, and with the same damn sequined cowboy pants with fringe down the legs. Someone needs to stop this man before he hurts himself.

You're half-naked and covered in feathers, Daigo! What are you going to do next?

"I'M FLYING TO DISNEYLAND!"

Right here I'd like to point out that the blue contacts really scare me. In fact, his whole expression scares me. He has that "I eat babies" look on his face.

And if things weren't bad enough.. he sits upside-down. Would you like me to repeat that for you so you can attempt to wrap it around your brain? He is sitting, upside-down, in the air. Yeah, my brain exploded too.

RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

The non-touching has gone too far! He's woken up!

And, oddly enough, the scary women have dissapeared. Be grateful for small favors, however unexplained they are, I guess.

But now poor Daigo is half-naked, confused, and all alone TT_TT

Disneyland must be close, he's going in for a dive.

Oh no! Its a crash landing right into Space Mountain! He doesn't survive! Feathers fly everywhere! The ride's shut down! Several hundred people are pissed off! What did you do, Daigo? How could you?

Poor little half-naked Daigo is still lost and confused. Hey, he has something in his hand... what could it be?

Why, it's a feather! How he got one transported directly into his hand is a pure mystery. Maybe he's somewhere inside Space Mountain and he grabbed one that was falling?

Cowboy Daigo has one too! And he's sharing it with you! Aww, isn't that sweet? You get a peice of his counterpart that is currently being scraped off the pavement. *swoon*

Next PV: Daigo*Stardust - Daisy

Quick Afterthought: So, the second part went up quick. Tomorrow should bring the last as long as I stop myself from procrastinating. I have all the shots done though, so all I have to do is type it up while trying to be funny as always. ^^;

PV #7

2006-01-09T16:20:39Z

I'm... back? .... I'M BACK!

Hi people! (if anyone is even still around) I am sorry for the long long LONG hiatus. In all truth, I am a professional procrastinator to the point where I procrastinate so much that I justify not doing whatever I'm putting off altogether. ^^; So, apologies aside, I have regained my fire for this fun little project!

How? Well let's just say that one day my friend (raisondetre76) showed me a PV. And approximately 15 seconds into this PV... I fell to the floor laughing and did not stop until it was over. It was pure, comedic, GOLD. I begged her and begged her to let me have a copy of this PV (I am on dialup so I can't exactly obtain these things easily) and finally said to her "If you let me have a copy of this, I promise you that I'll re-start PV_Fun" and since she had been begging me for months to do just that, I recieved the PV.

This PV also starts a special triple-feature, because I soon learned that almost all PVs by this artist were as beautiful as the last (and by beautiful I mean absofuckinglutely hilarious). So that means there will be two other pvs by this artist following this, and quite soon, maybe within days, to make sure that I still have what it takes to entertain you. And then afterwards I'll start taking suggestions again ^^

I've kept you in the dark long enough. Who is this beautifully funny person that made me regain my passion for poking fun at PVs? Why.. its none other than that special man, that wonderfully sparkley person that could blind a room if a spotlight was put onto him, the only man that has earned the title of the walking disco-ball. None other than...

DAIGO*STARDUST

And let the fun begin.

Artist: Daigo*Stardust
PV: Rock the Planet
Forethought: There's nothing to say other than "Let's get this party started!"

A serene scene of the sun breaking free of the earth's horizon to start a new day opens the PV as we're calmed by gentle sounds of a violin.

Then...

WARP SPEED FIVE!

SHOOOOOM! Where will we come out?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S AN ALIEN! A very very very very shiny alien. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Daigo*Stardust, the man who might possibly outshine Liberace, Elton John, and Ziggy Stardust combined. May god have mercy on our poor souls.

The good news is despite his sparkles he is very very good looking. And tends to go shirtless a lot. Hurray!

Hey... Daigo... Daigo? What the fuck is that behind you? You're gonna get eaten! Run! For the love of god! RUN! Ah.. wait... what? Its one of your back-up dancers? Uhm... oops.

Daigo decides it's high time to brush up on his peeping-tom skills and checks in on Earth.

I guess from millions and millions of miles away in space even the slightest miscalculation can throw you way off. So instead of getting a hot girl's uncurtained window (or Miyavi's xP) he gets these boring old businessmen, dancing through their menial life. Wait... did I say dancing? Uhhh...

Daigo feels bad for them and their unsparkly lives.

So what does he do?

He blows them a kiss. Aww, isn't that sweet. But I doubt they'll notice it given how far away from Earth you are Mr. Stardust.

Wait! WAIT!

IT'S A SPARKLY KISS OF DEATH!

My god man! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

But it's too late... They become infected... and start doing a much more joyful dance. Yes, I said dance. Again.

Apparently this makes Daigo very happy. I mean, look how big his smile is!

And just incase you missed the cape the first time...

What happens when planets start sprouting mouths and singing?

Logic spontaneously combusts! Yes! That's logic burning right there!

Daigo discovers that his cape looks even cooler and sparkly if he's spinning it around himself. Like batman. A very gay and sparkly batman.

Is it safe to say that the backup dancers scare me very much?

And at the end of the PV, Daigo's standing ontop of a planet, swinging back and forth while strumming a guitar, singing "lalalalalala" I think he took dance lessons from Gackt. Don't believe me? Go watch Oasis.

We leave this...

For this...

It's like he's almost begging you with puppy eyes to forgive him for this PV.

Now, before we go, I'd like to point out the choreography of this PV. Unfortunately there were many setbacks to me making any sort of gif thoroughly depicting the dancing (if it could be called that) in this production. So I will do the next best thing. I will show screenshots, in painstaking sequence (I take great care to make sure to number all my caps precisely) and hopefully it will show enough evidence to prove that Daigo must have hired Gackt's choreographer for this PV.

Ready? Begin.

And probably worst of all is THIS move

He spanks the monkey... SPANKS! THE! MONKEY!
I think I'm gonna cry...

Daigo... what on Earth, or even in the far reaches of space, were you thinking?

Oh. Ohhhh... that explains it. Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll end up walking around looking like a disco-ball and filming PVs that really, in all truth, shouldn't exist.

I only hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive this poor little shiny man for this PV. I mean, look at him.

There's no way anyone could stay angry at this face.

Which is good, considering the next PV of his that's about to be torn apart.

Next PV: Daigo*Stardust - Eien no Space Cowboy

PV #6

2005-05-26T18:02:19Z

Artist: Buck-Tick
PV: In Heaven
Forethought: Old-school Buck-Tick! Yesh! I've loved Buck-Tick ever since I was introduced to them five years ago (back when I was a baby jrock fangirl ^^;) but I only listened to their music. This year when I started collecting PVs and everything I ran headfirst into this little conglomeration of random images.. and didn't know what to think. I suggest getting this PV if you can, because its even more fun in motion.

Whee! A title! And do you think they like using elipses? I'd get yelled at if I used that in my writing.

And we open with Old-school Buck-Tick! Atsushi goes \O/ BEHOLD! 80's hair!

Even back then Atsushi was a certified mic-stand molester.

After some random images, this crying little girl comes on. I'm not a musician or anything, but if I was making a PV with my music playing I wouldn't stick in an image of a little girl crying and covering her ears. But y'know, that's just me.

And now we have someone in a wheelchair at the top of a stairway. Isn't that dangerous? And what's with the weird mask thing?

Well, he's off the stairs.. not even in the house anymore. He's just wheeling along outside now. Freaking scary. If I saw that walking home alone at night I would run as fast as I could in the opposite direction.

More people with scary mask things.. and now they're hugging. O.o

*swoon* Who's she swooning over though?

These girls? Well.. I dunno. They're nothing to swoon over, but at least they're almost normal... in that 80's sort of way...

Agh! Oh god! AHH! What the HELL are they doing? Taking off their panties?? Gah! Why?

Unlike me, Atsushi likes that previous image, and comes in for a closer look.

I can't tell if she's resting her head in his lap or giving him head... and I'm disturbed even from the fact that I can't tell.

I don't know who she is, or what she's doing, but that's her leg and it looks like it hurts.

And these people just scare me. A lot. Atsushi, you're the man who can make women orgasm with your voice alone, couldn't you have gotten some sexier women for this?

Look! Their uglyness made these babies' heads explode! (I have to mention that I had this screenshot long before I did this thing. I saw it and capped it just because it amused me so much)

Everyone looks like they're in a lot of pain here.. maybe this PV hurts them as much as its hurting me?

Hey! It's head lady! Looking at her customer all lovey-dovey like.

Imai crotch! RUUUUUU~UUN!!!

And now, some old-school fanservice. Atsushi commences to make Imai his bitch.. again. XD

And look at all the people watching! You sickos!

I guess there was some disagreement as to whether Imai deserved Atsushi or not. Now people are beating eachother up.

Fight! Fight!

But LOVE too! Cuz the PV demands it in flashing, epilepsy-inducing, colors!

*insert horror movie of choice sound here*

WTF is that? Seriously, someone please tell me!

And the mic stands alone, the mic stands alone! Hi-ho the da-rio the mic stands alone! (He was left for Imai *sniffle*)

Next PV: X Japan - Rusty Nail

PV #5

2005-05-24T16:38:04Z

Artist: Dir en Grey
PV: Filth
Forethought: Mwahaha! I didn't listen to any of you and did Filth! Fear my independance! But yeah, I did this PV because I love it to itty bitty peices and have a soft spot for the song as well. Now, this PV is definitely weird, but I feel it has a lot of symbolism toward how Kyo views his fans... but we're not here for that! We did the symbolism thing already! So, let's get started!

This is Charlie. He will be your new friend. Love him, for you have to.

We zoom in on Charlie's eye to find...

~~A really bad screenshot!~~ Dir en Grey performing some kind of weird live!

And it just keeps getting weirder! The audience has bags on their heads. So as to not scare the Kyo, maybe?

But I think might scare the Kyo just a bit more than the audiences faces... We need to stop this obsession with strange things on your head, Kaoru. There's the oral stage, and the anal stage, but what's the stage where if you mess it up you're stuck putting weird shit on your head? He needs some severe psychological help I believe.

Look! See! You scared him! Now he's going.. all flat... pretty sad defense mechanism, dontcha think?

But he quickly dives into a clinging pile of fangirls to heal himself with their praises.

And no one sees as Toshiya steals a bass that doesn't belong to him. *sneak sneak*

Hey! Charlie's back! What's up, Charlie? You're looking all mad scientist-y today.

Whatcha got there? Is.. is that an.. arm??? What are you doing with an arm, Charlie?

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to stare at Kyo's bellybutton. Look at it! It's adorable! Ickle widdle bewwybutton. (I'm gonna be killed one of these days, I just know it)

Oh no! Charlie looks like he has a headache! Someone get some tylenol!

Gah! Too late! Kyo's broken through the splitting (Splitting! Get it? Ahahahahaha I'm so NOT funny) headache! And he's singing in that Kyo-ish manner, all pretty like.

It seems that Charlie's back together now. He's going over to a little dummy dude and kindly takes his arm.

"Okay, we're just going to check your blood pressure now."

Agh! Oh god! What did you do, Charlie? You ripped his arm clean off! You ripped his freaking arm off!

Wait.. Charlie looks kinda evil here.. do you think he meant to rip the guy's arm off? *gasp!* Charlie! You sicko!

Charlie laughs and pats the crying, armless dummy dude on the head. "Buck up, little fella," Charlie says, "Soon you'll be joing your brothers...

"Over there on that table of spare parts! Mwahahahahahahaha!"

Charlie laughs as the camera zooms out to reveal his being surrounded by dummy dude parts, all squirming around like maggots. Ew.

Bye Charlie! Until next time!

Next PV: Buck-Tick - In Heaven

PV #4

2005-05-23T17:38:43Z

Artist: Miyavi
PV: Freedom Fighters
Forethought: I still really don't know how I feel about this PV. In all honesty it might just be my least favorite Miyavi PV... All in all, I have this to say; I may not be that patriotic, but I'm pretty sure Miyavi has offended SOMEONE with this PV.

Just in case we forgot what we were going to watch.

And we open with Miyavi (with brightly colored hair that I absolutely adore) in the middle of a sea of painted black faces all rallying for something... but what could it be?

At this point I'd like to mention that I've always called Miyavi a guitar slut, which he is..

But here's the REAL guitar slut!

But Meev doesn't care. He's playing with an umbrella! Ooooh! It's all clear and stuff!

Now its Miyavi's turn to rally for that thing again.. but no one seems to care.

Hey.. where'd everybody go?

Oh! They're back! But.. what happened to them? And why is Miyavi trying to look so innocent here? Hmmm...

The chick's got a fake icecream.. but what's she gonna do with it?

Pretend to be the Statue of Liberty! Wheee! (and let the real offending begin!)

Yeah.. somewhere in the world an American is getting pissed off... or turned on..

And still, Meev doesn't care. He's found a better, more annoying, toy! Megaphooooo~one!

And a kiddy ride! He definitely hit the jackpot here!

Little kids start running around, flying paper airplanes. This is another "Hmm..." moment.

They start crashing the planes together. I'm beginning to think there's an actual point to this PV.. which would a first on Miyavi's and this page's part.

But Miyavi doesn't care! He's too busy showing off that sexy tongue of his! (Yes, I need to go join Meev Tongue Anonymous. Shush)

Oh no! The umbrella broke! That's what you get for playing with your toys too hard Miyavi.

Miyavi: "Oooo, look at that pretty rainbow"

"Miyavi SMASH!"

New toy time! This time he's singing with the icecream he stole from that chick.

I saw his shirt and went "Steve! So that's where he went!" Anyone prone to watching daytime kids shows way too often will understand me.

Yeah, you are SO not sexy.

You, however, are. ;P

And that's the end! *reads the screenshot* Oh.. oops?

Next PV: I promised raisondetre76 something by Dir en Grey, so that's what you're getting! Any suggestions for which PV?

PV #3

2005-05-23T16:23:26Z

Artist: Kana
PV: Kuchuu Buranko (as suggested by sevenstarbox)
Forethought: Okay, I've realized a formula to Kana PVs. 1) Kana must have ADD. 2) The cameraman must have ADD. 3) There has to be at least one panda, it does not matter if they fit into the scene or not. 4) We have to be as random as all shit. I will now prove my theory. Ready?

Yay! A title again! However, this time I'm going to have to assume that it says "Kuchuu Buranko -- Kana" this time because I, sadly, can't read too many kanji.

This proves rule #4 right? Little japanese girl dressed in bright yellow in the middle of the forest? Random enough for me. And Kana, I know you wear yellow during the summer for camoflauge or whatever, but that color really doesn't exist in nature..

Okay! Another case in point to rule #4! She's in a.. coccoon? Nest? Gauzey tube of fabric? I'm gonna guess coccoon though since her other costume is a butterfly, so I'm gonna go with she's a catterpillar right now. Plus, she's not looking at the camera. Rule #1.

With this nextpicture, I have to say something. This was my first Kana PV. I had already listened to her a lot and loved her, even if I got several complaints, over the internet and from neighbors, that her voice was horrible. I didn't care, I thought she was a good singer and thought she was absolutely adorable. Then... this happened.

AHHHHHHH!!!!! WTF? Get it away from me!!!

I am horribly scarred for life by Kana's maw.

MOVING ON!

Aww, look at the little panda. (Rule #3) Its so cute and sad. "That makes me a saaaa~ad panda.." (another guess the reference and win opportunity!)

Oh no! Emo!Panda!!! Run for the hills!!

Rule #2

Aww, she's playing doctor with her stuffed animals. Isn't that cyuuute?

Maybe she took the doctor concept way too far..
..anyone got a stick? I wanna see if its still alive.

More woodland friends! Jeez, got enough pandas girl?

"This is Kana, I'm ready for takeoff."

Oh no! She crashed! Maybe her pilot fell asleep or something...

Since she failed its the panda's turn to try.

SUCCESS!! Bye little guy!

And Kana's left alone to keep trying. On second thought, the panda was a bit of a bastard, leaving its flightless mommy all alone like that.

Next PV: Miyavi - Freedom Fighters

PV #2!

2005-05-23T02:33:50Z

I wanted to get another one up so people weren't bored to death on their first visit here.

Artist: Psycho le Cemu
PV: Love is Dead
Forethought: I personally love Psycho le Cemu. I know the para para to most of their songs, Yura-sama is my fave member, saw them live at Katsucon, etc. Its just that they're fun to pick at because they're such a fun band in themselves. So, without further ado, here is "Love is Dead"

Yay! Titles! They always make the rest of the PV more enjoyable, don't you think?

And of course, after the titles, we must introduce our characters! Ready?

Army!Aya-chan

Thug!Daishi

PowerRangersVillianRegect!Lida

BattleDamage!Yura-SAMA

and Burlap!Seek

Warning! Tangent: Seriously, I first saw Seek's costume and went "Tonberry!" It amused me so much. I have to give him credit though, burlap is itchy, really itchy.

I think he's angry about his costume... I would be too.

The saddest part right now is that Aya has to be the most badass out of all five. Even with his nails painted.

Look at that dress! Its amazingly badass! You want it, you know you do.

Lida, however, tried WAY too hard and ended up looking like he was supposed to work in Power Rangers. Only, they had to fire him because the Power Rangers broke down laughing every time they saw him.

And Daishi, bike chains won't help you. You're still a shrimp.

Seek, however, isn't even trying to look badass. He's just standing there... dripping...
Hey, you're dripping on my stuff, drippy.
(Guess the reference and win a prize!)

You may have taken the bike chain off, but you're still not cool.

Yura-SAMA gives away his styling secrets! Now you can be as pretty as him! Just ritually kill a chicken and place it on your head in disguise as a hairpeice! Amazing!

Lida tries to prove that he's cool by stomping on lightbulbs.

..keep on trying, Lida. You'll get there someday.

Pssst! Yura-SAMA. Maps are supposed to be hung on walls, not your back. Just thought I'd let you know.

Uhm... can someone get Seek a bib.. towel.. bucket.. something? He seems to be having a problem..

and we end the PV with floating weapons! Shoooo~ooom!

Next PV: Not sure yet, but I'm thinking something by Kana!

PV #1! Let's get this started!

2005-05-23T01:01:18Z

Artist: Asian Kung-Fu Generation
PV: Kimi to Iu Hana
Forethought: Okay, the PV to make me start this silly thing has to be rather cracky, right? Well, believe me, this one is. I think the members of Asikan were sitting around a table one day, having a meeting over making a new PV, and couldn't agree on anything for three days. After three days with no sleep someone finally gave in and stood up, shouting at the top of his lungs, "Okay! I got it! We have these random images that we fuck around with so that they look all trippy!" then the next member stood, "Yeah! And the camera will spin around so the people watching get dizzy!" and then the next, "and we'll have a midget!" At that point everyone went silent for a moment before cheering in agreement, followed quickly by everyone's passing out. However, thanks to an amazing miracle, they did not forget the plans they had made that dreadful night. So, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you "Kimi to Iu Hana"

We start off the PV with everyone's favorite dancing elf! Dance, little guy! Dance!

After a while we get sick of looking at him, so we cut to the band.

Or... we try to.. Hey Gotoh! Where's the rest of your, you know, band? They are kind of important, aren't they?

Oh! There they are!
I think this is the first time I've seen them even seperated in a PV...

Meanwhile, our little friend has somehow put a spell on the cameraman so he can fly! Wheee!

Too bad in his excitement he hit a strange button on the camera that did these weird effects...

He's still flying though!

Gotoh's getting torn apart by the camera effects! Oh noes!

And just as he's about to get better...

He's interrupted by people running through him!

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Thankfully, this random flower is here to save the day!

With everything back to normal, at least for a little while, our beloved band relaxes...

with fishing?

And our cameraman is still ignoring the laws of physics. I would have thrown up by now.

After fishing, our boys BOOGIE DOWN with our little friend!

Bless you

Cameraman: I am anti-gravity! PH34R!

If you can't tell, this is Gotoh's head, upside-down and diagonal, overlayed with that random flower. No, I don't get it either.

Finally our boys get the right idea. Run boys! Run!

Oh no! How did he get here? There's no escaping him!

And sadly, the random flower was left behind... on a fishing hook..

I hope you're all as confused as I am.

Next PV: Psycho le Cemu "Love is Dead"